Just when we thought LiLo was down for the count, she comes out with something like this: a mock eHarmony ad for Funny or Die that lets her poke fun of the shambles her dating life has become. If you like ankle-bracelet-wearing entrepreneurs who might be passing out in Escalades until the end of probation (hey, she said it!), then Lindsay might be the girl for you. And if you ask nicely, she might give you a discount on her self-tanner line.