Ugh. We've been through the whole jeans-hurt-your-nerves scare with hip-huggers, and now here we are again with skinny jeans. For the latest reason your clothes are killing you slowly (put down your heavy handbag and kick off your stilettos and listen to me!), CBS Healthwatch informs us that close-fitting denim can pinch your groin nerve and make your legs and butt go numb.

Dr Jennifer Ashton's solution? Wear jeggings. For the alleged same look. With all due respect, anyone who confuses jeggings for denim might need to see an optometrist for unhealthy eyesight. We'll stick with dresses.