Maybe Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone did more than tote their Birkin bags and Louis Vuitton towels around St Barts over the Christmas holiday. Guest of a Guest and Stylexperts have claimed the two married during their island retreat, and since Jacobs mentioned last April that a December wedding in St Barts could occur, that would make sense. The happy couple are sporting major heavage in this picture from the Caribbean, but they are indeed glowing, and then there's that cake with miniature versions of the men on display. Sounds like a wedding, right?

Maybe not. A source close to the couple told The Cut that Jacobs and Martone didn't wed in St Barts, but rather art dealer Larry Gagosian held an engagement party for them. If that's true, then we still want an explanation for the cake.